Monday, August 11, 2008

MY COUSIN; MY LOVER


MY COUSIN; MY LOVER

Hi people, its been a while I blogged, well lets say the weather got the better part of me and even as I seat back and use office time to blog, I have a lump of tissue in my right nostrils stuffed with ROB. Actifed at the other side of my laptop and an empty bottle of Diet coke! So much for the trying to lose weight therapy.

Anyways to the koko of the tori, I have a cousin get married some three weeks ago at the sleepy town of Ilesha in Osun state. He saw a beautiful Yoruba gal and decided she was the one, anyways my family, extended and invited drove, flew and hurried down to the gals father’s house for the trad wedding the day b4 and the white wedding day after. Unfortunately I was chosen to be a maid of honor and it wasn’t funny considering that I didn’t know the bride too well, I guess it was just as family concerns and all that.

Now since family had come from far and wide, I met up with relatives and cousins that I had either not met or hadn’t seen in ages. Now there were family introducing themselves and I was just running from place to place trying to stick with people I knew, when an uncle called me, he was talking to another aunty and was incidentally asking after my moms.

He asked who I was and when I told him I was Aunty Grace’s daughter; he had his mouth open and called almost everyone s attention to me with what dropped from his alcohol reeking mouth

“Ha! Ada bu onwo” (This is Ada oh!) So you are grace s daughter and you are so fine and big, and he turned to everyone watching and said that he we should all have a family reunion so that he doesn’t see me on the road next time and try and toast me!

Anyways that was how I was introduced to everyone including a cute cousin. When Collins and I were introduced as cousins, I didn’t notice much of him, especially since, I was searching around for people I knew and my luggage, so it wouldn’t et stolen. But the very next day at the church grounds I noticed that he was in the grooms train 2 (is there anything like grooms train)

Anyways, the service dragged on forever and by that time, I was the only maid of honor that was bored, the rest were really into the service as if learning the procedure of the ceremony like theirs was next week. I turned back and started gisting with this cute cousin of mine. I found out that he’s a second cousin and well, we sorta bonded. Thru out the recap, we were together till he had to travel back to Lagos. I didn’t know my moms eyes were on me.

Fast forward to Lagos, it started with wanting to keep in touch with each other and that was how we started chatting on phone everyday! I mean not less than 4 times a day till date that is. Now everyone calls him my cousin lover. Truth is I love him. Very deeply.

Now don’t get ur mouth all running about incest, cos I asked a lot of people and they are not really concerned about how were related cos it’s pretty distant. Come-on! Do you really think I d date my cousin?

I love him like a bro, he s my bestest cousin, we could chat for hours on end and that s all. I have no plans to take anything further and that’s that. Besides he has a gal that he’s serious about and I plan to love her 2. But check I ll be home alone for 2 weeks as the minister is going to visit Director @ Asaba this weekend and he s volunteering to keep me company and go to work from my home. Do y’all thin =k it’s a bad idea, as for me any company is ok oh! What is this, my phone’s ringing and yeah it’s him…… gotta go. 1 love

Thanks 2 all those that encouraged me on my verge of a break, am back on track and so is my boy!!! I hope!



16 comments:

Rayo said...

that title is misleadin oh.. glad u'r bak

Shishi said...

hey dear, good to know you and your boy are doing ok.
kisses

Chris Ogunlowo said...

We thank God for his mercy.
Offering time!

Unknown said...

This cousin thing dey fear me ooo!

Anyway, lets keep our fingers crossed!

Good to have you back!

Aphrodite said...

Ha...you and the cousin you love in the same house for two weeks?!
I no dey house when e happen o,lol...

Dont mind me girl.
Just be careful,is all...

princesa said...

I used to love one of my cousin like that but these days we hardly even talk.

Still got the cold?

Glad u are back on track with ur boy.

Yankeenaijababe said...

The picture is misleading.lol

I can imagine.lol

Mz. Dee said...

um babe.. no even try am!!!

ok well.. since ure sure nuthin is goin on.. it may be a gud idea. But maybe u shud have 3RD party over as much as possible.. so neither of u will be tempted?

Andrew F. Alalade said...

"Cousin" is a wide-ranging word in Naija......can you please be specific? How 'cousiny' are you two?

Rita said...

Welcome back.

'Started getting worried when maths and logic entered inside... 2nd cousin...like you were contemplating... Good to know you love him like a bro.

Thank God you're doing good...

Sienne said...

Collins??

omo dat name rings bells o

archiwiz said...

Heiyaa...its great that your boy is back on track. Abeg cousin na cousin ohh....however near or far...;)

QMoney said...

Hey,i got here form dammy's log.
well,i hope he's back in shape oh,he could have derailed cos he was in calabar and like u rightly said ,those babes ere hot.i jus hope he's back to been in focus afterall he had more than one so hopefully he wasnt serious with any of them.it is well.
as for ur cousin,no long thing

musco said...

hey,

why wld u call my hometown a sleepy town?

u shld be fined!

Tinu said...

lol..i've never heard the word unpregnant!!!

hahah..i'm so going to use that word!

Anonymous said...

welcome back sweets