Friday, September 19, 2008

SHE CAUGHT ME KISSING HIM!!!



Ok, sorry ve been away for a bit, i guess am in the process of changing jobs and that means that i am not hooked to the internet 24/7 these days, and well i ve just been thoroughly lazy to get to a cafe. I ve tried to update a couple of times but ve not been able to post anything to my blog. Now the last thing i tried to blog about was my first love. My very first puppy love.

Good and bad news; he s back from wherever and wants a comeback. The cutie with the very hot looking face and body. Hmm why did we break up at first? I guess we were too young and his dad didn’t want a girl after his hot son!

The comeback: Lad calls me up one day and asks me what i am doing and if we can spend the day together catching up on old times, i agreed and well we met at a fast food place cos it was pouring cats and dogs. After almost 4 hours of reliving what i cal puppy love, i invite him to my place.. Hmm rewind i mean my family house! Now considering the fact that my parents don’t think am of the age where guys should come see me unchaperoned, i did a big disfavour to myself.

We got home, hung out thankfully mini me was home so we were restricted to just gisting but i could see it in his eyes that he wanted more... Then moms came back and she was like who owns the large pair of shoes at the door and i told her to meet him herself. Incidentally she liked him and even commissioned him to help out mini mi with his physics assignment. And that was how he stole my moms heart, mini mi’s mind and well a bit of me. When it was time to leave i felt like going home with him but then i remembered that C would chop off my ears, so as i bade him goodnight he gently took me in his arms and kissed me! Wao! This was the timid teenager that couldn’t even kiss a wall through the time we dated, now he was frenching like crazy!

We agreed to see 2 days after that and we did, of course at my place and this time, moms came home extra early from work, she made me prepare food for him and she went upstairs. Meanwhile i was tired of struggling for attention with family so i dragged Lad outside and he shocked me by saying he loved me, and that he had never stopped and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me! Now that was crazy scary. This was someone that i had lost contact with for over 4years although we saw each other at various times but from distances.

Before i could say much, he kissed me again and well i did kiss back, he was a terrific kisser! Geez i hope that s not cheating on C sha? And we continued lip biting for another 30 something minutes before i heard my name! It was moms looking right over us, catching us red handed, i d never been that embarrassed before but i guess she should realise its time to grow up! Now frenching a man right in my father’s compound has erased the faint memory of my farting once during am interview..... Yeah crazy gist for later.. i feel the laziness kicking in again so i ll just say Au revoir

20 comments:

Flourishing Florida said...

lawd have mercy! ur mom caught u n d act! den u farted n a job interview! am speechless. wow!

am really liking dis ur puppy love oh. guy sounds delicious. 4 him, i won't mind been caught wit

NaijaScorpio said...

Oh lord, i can't imagine my mom catching me. I would have died. Farting during an interview is much worse. Girl, u have been in some crazy situations.

Chris Ogunlowo said...

Ha!

U farted during an interview? U be kolo!

Goodluck with your job.

Naughty girl ;)

Jayjazzy said...

Trust me the farting at the interview is only a piece of the cake, i ve had worst situations and well yeah she caught me frenching......FRENCHING. she still teases me till today

princesa said...

LOL!
At least she didnt take it badly. Howdy babes? Didnt see u at the SBR,why?

Rita said...

I now have the #1 and #2 Most embarrasing things to put in my "Most Embarrassing Moment" book...how did u manage?

Atleast, u are still being teased for it not scolded for it...

Shishi said...

lol...what did she tell you

Anonymous said...

hmmm, my old fling just came back into the pic after 21 years..... and now he is pouring his heart to me....whats a girl to do? With the love of my life beside me, I cant accept apologizes at this moment.

how are you?

Unknown said...

"Now frenching a man right in my father’s compound has erased the faint memory of my farting once during am interview..... "

You had me laughing my ass out! Did you really do that fart thing at an interview? Honestly that should have convinced the interviewer(s) to give you the job! Lol!

Can't wait for the gist!

Btw: Done with NYSC, also looking for a job o! How u dey?

Jayjazzy said...

@ princesa; am sorry about not coming for the SBR thingy, lets just say i have been under the weather, financially and all and well i ve been kinda busy arranging some stuff but when i heard the gist i was thoroughly envious.

@ Rita; dont worry i ll put up a post about the farting interview. it would be hillarious, trust me.

@ Sugarlumps; oh my moms she said, she s not sure what i want, today am talking about C and tomorrow am kissing Lad and well i should just watch my back.

@ Kinshar; Am fine only still scoting for a befitting job. Thanks for checking up on me.

@ Dammy; yeah same with me and trust me this waiting period isnt it at all. dont worry something will turn up 4 all of us oh. Amen

musco said...

wonder what my mom will say & do if she was d 1 that caught me.she go kill me!

follow ur heart jo!

NikkiSab said...

OMG!!!!! tins dat make u go hmmmmm...lol!! caught by mom...wow I bet u were burning red wen she called ur name. Na wa o, 4yrs l8r and luv is on his mind? U must av bn sth.
LOL..u farted in an interview? I need to hear dis, so i'm coming back to check on ur blog.

Rayo said...

she'd have had my head! on a platter! before my father! yeepa!

Jayjazzy said...

I ll post on the fart interview soon.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

oh my!

guerreiranigeriana said...

...i was the complete opposite, writing away without a care while i was job searching...

...would be mad shamed if my mom caught me today kissing anyone...haha...and ew at farting in an interview...was it loud?...totally gross...i must say, i wouldn't hire you..haha...

Yewande Atanda said...

caught red-handed in the act. this is too serious!

ibiluv said...

NOT FUNNY
mum catching you and interview farting


lol

Vera Ezimora said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, my God!! Your mother caught you two kissing???? Yikes! Did you say you farted during an interview? Babe, why na??? Please tell me you didn't get the job. LOL!

A-9ja-Great said...

Your mom caught you french-kissing? Now that's huge! Nice post tho!